Whoever ‘designed’ qjump.co.uk needs to fall off a very tall building. And then have an anvil land on their head, a la Bugs Bunny. Such an appalling website that I won’t even waste breath on explaining how it could be improved. Oh, and the bastards have charged me £52 to get to Bristol. Supersaver return? Forget it buddy, the sun’s out. Whoever privatised the rail network needs to fall off an even taller building.

What’s that? I should get a car?