It should come as no surprise that, as both an IA and a music snob, I keep my ID3 tags pretty much immaculate. Correct spellings, title case throughout, even proper diacritics, until they were ruined by the iTunes v7.7 update.

As part of my curatorial approach, I classify for optimal findability – which means, since I have an iPhone, that I arrange my artists the proper/anal way – by surname for solo artists, and by name for bands. The definite article is of course excluded and appended as a suffix. Hence:

  • Mitchell, Joni
  • Smiths, The
  • Add N To (X)

But those last.fm upstarts think they know better than me. National, The “is an incorrect tag for The National. If this non-artist appears in your charts, do last.fm and yourself a favor. Fix your artist tags.” Also – the injustice – a big red image imploring me to adhere to their wrong-minded tagging policies.

Non-artist? The cheek! They’ll regret this, I tell you. Oh, and favor? They’re based in Shoreditch! Grr!